December 2008
14 posts
EXTRA! EXTRA! SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER ACQUIRED BY EYE...
After months of angry, meaningless negotiations, which first escalated into a death match atop the Springfield revolving restaurant and was eventually settled in a best-of-7 armwrestling duel at Moe’s Tavern, the Springfield Shopper has been acquired by Eye On Springfield.
So, effective immediately, you should follow Eye on Springfield for all of your breaking Shopper news.
Did You Know...
The Springfield Shopper has been changing prices on nearly a day-to-day basis, going from 35 cents to free and back to 35 cents again, then up to 50 cents for a time, and then, lo and behold, becoming free again, only to undergo a 35 cent increase in the price not a week later. Even more interesting is that in the instance when they do charge for the Shopper, it remained at 35 cents for every...
November 2008
12 posts